yeraknow Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 well, today i was having a chat with my nan, and the phone rang. i got up to answer the phone and it was a sales man sm) Hi mr ********. me) yeah, thats me. (unfortuinately it wasn't, my grandad passed away last februrary) sm) how are you, im Nick from dial a phone. me) Im great thankyou very much, how are you. sm) im fine, its been a good day. Im just calling to ask if you own a mobile phone. me) forget about the phone for a sec mate, what have you been doing today. sm) mainly working, but thats not why i called. me) well, i have been on my xbox all day, playing halo 2. Do you have an xbox? sm) no me) a ps2? sm) no, i dont get the time to play games anymore. me) ahhh, thats a shame. you know? you could make time to play games, if you stopped wasting your time phoning me, asking me to buy useless crap. sm) ohh i see, ill call back later on the mr ********, have a nice day. Then he hung up. He called back literally 2 minutes later, this time claiming to be someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeslass Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i HATE those type of calls!!!! i keep getting a load of market research ones.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimsid2000 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Poor man. He obviously has an identity crisis. You should have recomended a good psychiatrist to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeraknow Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 This is how the next conversation went. sm) hi this is Dave. could i speak to mr ******** me) no it isn't i just spoke to you 5 minutes ago. sm) i can assure you I didn't. me) NICK! sm) Yes? me) ahh so you did call me. sm) anyway. I am calling to see if you would be interes.... ( I interupt) me) Do you have a PC? sm) Yes i do, but I am not much use with it, I have been trying to get some free music and videos. me) Your a very bad man Nick, thats illegal, are you trying to get yourself in trouble? sm) No, No, No..... Do you know any sites where i can get free eminem? me) Now. you see nick, thats just plain naughty, Your going to get us both into trouble. Thats ILLEGAL. sm) ...... me) You do know your company records these calls dont you? sm) ...... me) I think that last statement is going to get you into some trouble. especially when i report this call. sm) Im sorry my supervisor needs to speak to me (in a paniced voice ) have a nice day sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonder Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Some people are just so frustrating!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalRegular Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I had one the other day and before they'd speak to me they wanted to confirm my "details"! Date of birth, post code etc....I asked who it was, and they weren't allowed to tell me until they had my "details". Cut a long story short, I told them to bugger off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonder Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 you guys been on here yet? pretty funny! http://www.getmyp45.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeraknow Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 I like to humour them does that make me a bad person??? I hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonder Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 sarcasm works well when they have no idea your using it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titian Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 when they call you tell them you will just go and get the person they asked to speak to......................................................................................................................................................and let them wait............................................................................................................and wait.................................................................the longer you keep the phone off the hook the longer they can't dial out for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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