Are you prepared for zombie apocalypse?

of course you need to build a team up around you that can handel the situation.

 

Tammy Jo seriously needs to shave.

All you need is your combat shovel

there is proper uni research on zombie infection rates...

http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf

And write it your own code in the back to help you work out if you're doomed or not!

this is what you need

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This isn't news to me?? I have this problem every monday morning...

Have you been down Fargate of late. Pond life not park life. Brain dead anyhow.

this is what you need

 

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That looks impractical! What you really need is one of these. By far the MOST practical short-range anti zombie weapon conceived

EDIT: Guns aren't to be relied upon in a showdown with the undead. They are prone to mechanical failure, bulky, and you WILL run out of ammo.

That looks impractical! What you really need is one of these. By far the MOST practical short-range anti zombie weapon conceived

 

EDIT: Guns aren't to be relied upon in a showdown with the undead. They are prone to mechanical failure, bulky, and you WILL run out of ammo.

You are right, ill invest in this.

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I'd move to Antartica..they probaly cant get their and even if they did they'd freeze because there not clever enough to wear warm clothes.

You are right, ill invest in this.

 

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An unwise choice I'm afraid. Surch armour is cumbersome and heavy which will slow you down and limit your movements. If they catch you it won't take long for them to pull the armour plates off. Also with food and fresh water being scarce, you will soon be exhausted. Biker leathers would be a better alternative.

I'd move to Antartica..they probaly cant get their and even if they did they'd freeze because there not clever enough to wear warm clothes.

Good idea as long as you are sure you can survive there, food, heat etc.