timo Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Who would you most like to slap in the face, from the parade of talentless grotesques we are regularly exposed to on television, radio etc? In my case, I would like to don black leather gloves and repeatedly slap the face [Gestapo-style] of Cliff Richard. I would relish administering a thrashing to the unctious visage of the 'Peter Pan of Pop', as revenge for his sickly, oily music ['Mistletoe and Whine' etc], and 'Jump up and down for Jesus' Evangelicalism. Other candidates might include silly little boys like Ant and Dec, the oafish, foul-mouthed Gordon Ramsay and the Corncrake-voiced, mincing Will Young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea1979 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Linda Barker and Sara Cox. i'd like to smack their heads together. both annoy me more than anything else i can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted June 27, 2005 Author Share Posted June 27, 2005 Sarah Cox's horrible, in-bred, chipmunk-like Lancastrian face causes me great displeasure. However, I would never slap a lady [and Cox is, at least, anatomically 'female']. I might be tempted to pelt the slack-jawed, talentless mare with eggs, though. Does anyone understand a word of what Cox is saying? I know Lancastrians who have quipped that even they require 'sub-titles' whenever she engages in her bizarre speech patterns. They seem to be a hybrid of Bolton coloquialism, combined with the 'click-language' of the Kalahari, and an impression of a distressed Carrion Crow thrown in. How did this charmless moron ever get into broadcasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea1979 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 well. i am a Lancashire lassy (from near Bolton too as it happens) and everyone i know hates her with a passion. she speaks some weird martian type language. i just cannot stand her at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Quite easily Jade Goody. Her facial features looks like someone has skinned a prozac addled pig's face and then laid the flesh over a semi deflated rugby ball. "I'm not a minger!" Yes you are and you deserve a slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenback Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Oh, don't get me started on Linda Barker and the rest of the flouncing stick-a-bow-on-it-and-call-yourself-a-designer crew. That lot aside, the painfully unfunny Chris Moyles could do with a bit of a going over, as could Ann "skin tighter than a bongo drum" Robinson and Davina "talent vacuum" McCall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted June 27, 2005 Author Share Posted June 27, 2005 Swan Vesta, Did you know that the 'Crazy Frog's' horrible, fleshy features and deformed genitalia were modelled on those of Jade Goody? The Bermondsey 'minger' is clearly genetic refuse, and does indeed deserve several slaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ryan* Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 nadia from big brother, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatecrasher3 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Jimmy Carr, what a complete and utter freak show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted June 27, 2005 Author Share Posted June 27, 2005 Gatecrasher, Spot on, old bean! Who does he think he is? We are constantly told that such people are 'top comedians', 'the new face of comedy' etc. The man is about as funny as the Ebola virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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