walkertelecoms Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Maybe it's nothing worth writing of but a few nights ago I went apple scrumping, with my wife as get-away-driver. I do a lot of driving and can't help but notice all the apple trees just sat at the side of the road around these paaaartz... We couldn't help ourselves, she dropped me off then sped away to keep lookout round a corner whilst I upped my ladder to the highest branches and got my scrump on. Obviously being around 11pm it was pretty dark, but the adventure, intrigue and danger of a 6ft2" 20 stone bloke 20ft up an apple tree in the middle of the night??!! Must've been a pretty weird sight. Next time, for added effect and freakyness, I might adorn my pyjamas and dressing gown. Maybe I should have posted this in "Going Out"? Must be going through the change or summick? We are both approaching 50! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wotsits Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 :hihi:You bad bad man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossyrooney Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Nothing tastes as good as forbidden fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linnet52 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I love this thread :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossyrooney Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 FGS dont tread on your plums on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linnet52 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 FGS dont tread on your plums on the way down. :hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkertelecoms Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Nothing tastes as good as forbidden fruit. I'm tellin' yah! I can't remember having a buzz like it, birth of my first child perhaps (though wouldn't have been that nice in a crumble).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkertelecoms Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 and if you do spot me up an apple tree near you some time, please don't honk or I'll probably fall out, just shake you heads and tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wotsits Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 and if you do spot me up an apple tree near you some time, please don't honk or I'll probably fall out, just shake you heads and tut. If you ever find any damsons let me know. My dad used to make the nicest damson jam ever, (in my opinion). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawny1970 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 could have been wayyyyy worse, you both could have been up the tree together!!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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