BasilRathbon Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 It’s come to my attention that there are several single and somewhat shy males on this forum who have difficulty approaching young ladies in social situations. I thought therefore it might be nice to try this little strategy with them – it’s guaranteed to break the ice! 1. Go up to the young lady of your choice and say “I bet you 10p I can tell your fortune just by touching your breasts” 2. Intrigued, the young lady will consent. At which point, put your hands up her top and have a good fondle. 3. When finished, hand the lady 10p and admit that you can’t tell fortunes. Hope that helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Are you bored again today, Basil ? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kt1978 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 the old **** in the ear trick always does it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky B Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I bet I could tell the fortunes of any blokes who actually tried that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I bet I could tell the fortunes of any blokes who actually tried that! Maybe we should offer THEM 10p for a feel at their private parts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSK Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Maybe we should offer THEM 10p for a feel at their private parts ! That could easily turn in to a lucrative get rich quick scheme for slimsid ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlowerdUp89 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Maybe we should offer THEM 10p for a feel at their private parts ! Suits me sir:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyesey Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Show her your new watch, which has the ability to make observations about nearby people. Mention, by way of example, that your watch is telling you she has no knickers on. When she vehemently denies the fact, say "Ah, I know what the problem is. It's an hour fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elora* Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 smoooooth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit_Wolf Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 PMSL. Only problem with that is my watch is my mobile phone too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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