Falls Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 I suggest you disinfect the frames prior to use otherwise you may be reminded of your sojourn in hell whenever you switch the heating on. We have the same problems in Canada, Sir Nigel. I've often wondered why the local the health departments haven't insist that the entrances to such establishment be fitted a sort of sheep dip/car wash. If its the "Dip" type, it should be at least 2metres deep. All in the interest of public safety, of course. The problem is if you impose it at one location, don't places that sell food and public transport have a higher priority. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liose Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Brilliant post...although I suggest you pay a little more for your frames next time! The extra payment is more than worth the sanctuary of a decent shopping experience!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad.Malky Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 I once noticed a bloke shoplifting in Poundland, I didn’t know whether to laugh, you couldn’t make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 I once noticed a bloke shoplifting in Poundland, I didn’t know whether to laugh, you couldn’t make it up. Was he wearing fake Burberry and a Sovereign ring? If so, definitely a C word (Chav). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad.Malky Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Was he wearing fake Burberry and a Sovereign ring? If so, definitely a C word (Chav). He could have been nicking some fake Burberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 He could have been nicking some fake Burberry Lots of fake Burberry in Poundland ! :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotherhamer Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Bit of a silly contradiction in the post,thought you had died and gone to Rotherham,yet all the people you so eloquently described were not in Rotherham but in your own fair city.Now I know,being from Rotherham, that we dont have people of that description in our pound stores,indeed the aforementioned stores actually lay free buses on for Sheffielders because the people of Rotherham are a little more upmarket.Welcome to your 99p store the Dee Dahs version of Harrods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Sir_Nigel, As Proprietor and Proprietress of a 98p shop, me and the missus invite you to accept our earnest and personally exclusive offer of a discount of 1p off all ticket prices on any purchase you make during normal opening hours. Just follow the crowds to the our Checkout Desk and make yourself known to Venetia, our Cashier/Daughter. Unlike most of the female clientele in our Emporium, she is only slightly pregnant and it doesn't show much. (Neither does the sod who introduced her to motherhood but we won't go into that here!) Yours in expectation Jack Dungbottle (Entrepreneur Extraordinaire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaimani Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Sir_Nigel, As Proprietor and Proprietress of a 98p shop, me and the missus invite you to accept our earnest and personally exclusive offer of a discount of 1p off all ticket prices on any purchase you make during normal opening hours. Just follow the crowds to the our Checkout Desk and make yourself known to Venetia, our Cashier/Daughter. Unlike most of the female clientele in our Emporium, she is only slightly pregnant and it doesn't show much. (Neither does the sod who introduced her to motherhood but we won't go into that here!) Yours in expectation Jack Dungbottle (Entrepreneur Extraordinaire) will do MR Dungbottle:hihi::hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Nigel Posted October 22, 2007 Author Share Posted October 22, 2007 Thank you for your all your words of support, thanks, condolence and touchy and defensive counter arguments born of the Rotherhamites inherent sense of inferiority and despair. Glad you enjoyed it. I am now quite recovered, thanks for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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