saxon51 Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 So sh*t does make things grow better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddycoffee Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Yeah but it has to be eunach s*1t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claycraft Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by Cyclone maybe leaving the house through an alternative exit How about leaving your own home to go hire a van, then giving the villans a hand to load up!!! To all those who do not agree with the "get in first and give it good n hard" side. How many of you have actually been turned over by one or more of these low life scroats? How many of you would like to see (as we do so all too often in the press/TV news etc) your grandparent beaten to a pulp for the remainder of their pension? How many have partners or parents you would put in danger? HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE KIDS??? The safety of my Daughter and her Mother will always be paramount. IT'S MY FAMILY, MY HOME, MY PROPERTY. SCUMBAGS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopster1974 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 I have a high powered air rifle that takes pointed .22 pellets for such an occasion. Once he's been shot and police called, the air rifle will make a visit next door so I can claim all innocence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidla Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by dial now would that be a ball at teatime?? or maybe a ball at two in the morning?? Get real and at two in the morning it`s more likely to be a brick.unless of course you`re in the habit of leaving all your windows open 24 hours a day. It could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 how about you avoid quoting me out of context. Someone asked for an alternative strategy to confronting a burglar, I offered one. I didn't suggest that it would be one I would prefer, use or recommend. Originally posted by claycraft How about leaving your own home to go hire a van, then giving the villans a hand to load up!!! To all those who do not agree with the "get in first and give it good n hard" side. How many of you have actually been turned over by one or more of these low life scroats? How many of you would like to see (as we do so all too often in the press/TV news etc) your grandparent beaten to a pulp for the remainder of their pension? How many have partners or parents you would put in danger? HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE KIDS??? The safety of my Daughter and her Mother will always be paramount. IT'S MY FAMILY, MY HOME, MY PROPERTY. SCUMBAGS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 What I'd like to do if we ever got a burglar, is simply nut him and let the police deal with it. What always happens when I think I have a burglar, is I pick up my machete and run downstairs with red in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick2 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by markham Protecting your family, property, peace of mind etc. has nothing to do with 'torture' or 'power fantasies', it's about dealing with a vermin who is out of control and is preying on YOU! So all the "I would pull their fingernails out", "I would tie them up with barbed-wire" and "I would shoot them in the knee caps, then tie them up in barbed wire and then pullout their fingernails" sounds ok to you ? Protecting your family and yourself with violence is one thing, but doing it with glee and thinking-up weird and wonderfull methods of execution is at best a bit kinky and at worse perverted and dangerous. In my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 And of course most of the torture brigade would actually either simply sleep through it or require a new pair of pyjama bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatter Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 This is an emotve subject and it's difficult to be rational when you have been directly affected. I disturbed 3 lads climbing in through my bathroom window at 5 am about 10 years ago. They knocked at the door very quietly at which point I woke up, saw them through the window and at this point tried to wake my boyfriend up (he is a very heavy sleeper). I then got the oven cleaner spray with all intention of using it but panicked when I realised they were already inside. Luckily our bathroom door had a sturdy bolt on the OUTSIDE so I bolted them in the bathroom and yelled 'they're already inside'. They scarpered leaving their crowbar behind and I was too scared to go to the phonebox to call the police for hours. I'm just glad I am a light sleeper, I could have blinded someone that night- but when you're woken up suddenly and scared I don't think you can be held responsible for your actions. I have been burgled several times, each time in broad daylight, it's bad enough when they take electrial equipment but when it's more personal (they took hundreds of rare irreplaceable 12" records once) the effects can be devestating. I suffered terribly from panic attacks and depression as a direct result and, at that time, somehow sought comfort in the thought of making these scum suffer. I really do think that at the point that they decide to illegally enter your property they leave all their rights behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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