pattricia Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 1: Boob implants. I was shocked at the feel, lost concentration and got shouted at! 2: Vaginal deodorant. The taste is not what its cracked up to be and should be banned for Health and Safety reasons. 3: Hearing her say, "Have you finished yet?" or hearing her say " How long are you going to be ?":roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I dislike the aggressive way in which women conduct themselves when trying to pass for assertive - I know it's a sign of the times and women have to have a level playing field but there's something about an overly aggressive women that's a turn off. Best example is many years ago I was young free and single and ended up talking to a girl in a pub, she made it known to me what was on her mind and while I thought 'That's a bit forward' I wasn't going to complain. Anyway, we ended up back at mine and she laid in bed waiting for me while I had a quick whore's bath in the en suite ..... I wandered back in to the bedroom completely starkers and she forcefully demanded 'Who're you going to satisfy with that?'. I was hurt at her rejection of me based solely on her perception of my old lad, I looked her dead in the eye and replied 'Me baby, me.'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I dislike the aggressive way in which women conduct themselves when trying to pass for assertive - I know it's a sign of the times and women have to have a level playing field but there's something about an overly aggressive women that's a turn off. Best example is many years ago I was young free and single and ended up talking to a girl in a pub, she made it known to me what was on her mind and while I thought 'That's a bit forward' I wasn't going to complain. Anyway, we ended up back at mine and she laid in bed waiting for me while I had a quick whore's bath in the en suite ..... I wandered back in to the bedroom completely starkers and she forcefully demanded 'Who're you going to satisfy with that?'. I was hurt at her rejection of me based solely on her perception of my old lad, I looked her dead in the eye and replied 'Me baby, me.'. What a funny post,Im going to bed laughing my head off at this !!:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzle Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I dislike the aggressive way in which women conduct themselves when trying to pass for assertive - I know it's a sign of the times and women have to have a level playing field but there's something about an overly aggressive women that's a turn off. Best example is many years ago I was young free and single and ended up talking to a girl in a pub, she made it known to me what was on her mind and while I thought 'That's a bit forward' I wasn't going to complain. Anyway, we ended up back at mine and she laid in bed waiting for me while I had a quick whore's bath in the en suite ..... I wandered back in to the bedroom completely starkers and she forcefully demanded 'Who're you going to satisfy with that?'. I was hurt at her rejection of me based solely on her perception of my old lad, I looked her dead in the eye and replied 'Me baby, me.'. Sorry don't want to sound rude but that is <REMOVED> funny Oooops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Sorry don't want to sound rude but that is <REMOVED> funny Oooops I can't remember where I heard the gag but I also found it amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzle Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I can't remember where I heard the gag but I also found it amusing I think I may need a private inspection of your old lad to form my own opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I think I may need a private inspection of your old lad to form my own opinion Y'know when you've left the Christmas food shopping until the last minute? Think of the last remaining turkey in the store ..... The most bedraggled, wizened & misbegotten turkey and you're about there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I think I may need a private inspection of your old lad to form my own opinion Here ya go... https://networking.entrepreneur.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/magnifying-glass1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Here ya go... https://networking.entrepreneur.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/magnifying-glass1.jpg I think you'll find you need this http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.microscopesmanufacturer.com/product/scanning-electron-microscopes/scanning-electron-microscope-sem-2000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.microscopesmanufacturer.com/scanning-electron-microscopes.html&usg=__Xwp18_kgfH4niKs5SqN5PElJ9MI=&h=320&w=400&sz=65&hl=en&start=73&sig2=2GcYHZDAhBh9KxRw-SG55Q&zoom=1&tbnid=jGDG0fxaJCmTwM:&tbnh=153&tbnw=187&ei=vUh8TPuxAoHNjAeg4KnTDg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delectron%2Bmicroscope%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D787%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C2029&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=851&vpy=257&dur=157&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=116&ty=127&oei=rkh8TOq3BN6g4Qb8koj-BQ&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:73&biw=1280&bih=787 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I think you'll find you need this http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.microscopesmanufacturer.com/product/scanning-electron-microscopes/scanning-electron-microscope-sem-2000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.microscopesmanufacturer.com/scanning-electron-microscopes.html&usg=__Xwp18_kgfH4niKs5SqN5PElJ9MI=&h=320&w=400&sz=65&hl=en&start=73&sig2=2GcYHZDAhBh9KxRw-SG55Q&zoom=1&tbnid=jGDG0fxaJCmTwM:&tbnh=153&tbnw=187&ei=vUh8TPuxAoHNjAeg4KnTDg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delectron%2Bmicroscope%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D787%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C2029&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=851&vpy=257&dur=157&hovh=201&hovw=251&tx=116&ty=127&oei=rkh8TOq3BN6g4Qb8koj-BQ&esq=4&page=4&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:73&biw=1280&bih=787 She'd never get that in her purse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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