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"You will be the legend of the 10in manhood!"

 

arrived in my inbox today. It certainly got a laugh out of me. I also like the ones that are just two random words together, like "Antelope Extreme". Hmmm, I think to myself, I wonder if this could be spam.

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"Does your penis size hinder your chances of success?"

 

Well... unless you're a pornstar then why would it matter? lmao

 

"Increase your penis size by 4 inches in days"

 

Surely that's going to leave stretch marks?

 

"Become a millionaire this time tomorrow"

 

This came with the text "All you need to do is send us your bank details..."

 

They're good humour :)

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"Getting a Degree of a respected university"

 

"University Degree makes difference"

 

"Don't waste your time. Cheap pills are here"

 

"Cheap and excellent software - too good to be true?"

 

"The trophy can now be in your pants..."

 

"Your boss will beg you to take the promotion"

 

"Say hello to your bong"

 

"Want better bong for bang?" -- :huh:

 

"Don't disappoint your Valentine's Day date Get your enlargement pills today"

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I don't see the titles cos my email at work is set up to filter the spam out, although I catch the odd word. If only I had one to enlarge :hihi:

 

After my Christmas break, I went back to 250 emails and by the time the spam had been filtered out, I was left with about 30 :loopy:

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This one arrived the other day.

 

"Get your giant pilot into her c0ckpit"

 

I kid you not.

 

The two word ones are quite impressive too. I'll try and remember some of those as well. The one which sticks in my mind was "Antediluvian cinema".

 

Mindblowing.

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