Swan_Vesta Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 "Get your giant pilot into her c0ckpit" They are assuming that we've not been letting our pilots drink to the extent that they'd be unfit to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 This one arrived the other day. "Get your giant pilot into her c0ckpit" I kid you not. The two word ones are quite impressive too. I'll try and remember some of those as well. The one which sticks in my mind was "Antediluvian cinema". Mindblowing. Have you ever been to Antediluvia, before you so readily knock their film industry? No? I thought not. For your information, this little principality has had to struggle to get where it is today, what with the level of competition from neighbouring countries of Bulimia and Anorexia, together with Hollywood, Bollywood and Dollywood. To date, their biggest hit was a remake of Ice Station Zebra....who can forget that magical scene where the two native Icelanders are fishing on the frozen sea, just before one kicks the other in the icehole..... Consider yourself severely scolded...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haddockman Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I get loads at work with words like phallus and other male body part synonyms Every time I'm amused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satman2222 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ÷ÅÌÉËÏÌÅÐÎÙÊ ÒÅÚÕÌØÔÁÔ - what's all that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muckynees Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 lmao, I don't get emails that are titled anything like that, they sound such fun. am I leading a sheltered life by missing out?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Just checked my junk mail box to find: "Increase in Girth (Width) of 10%. We would like to thank John from FL, USA and Dan from Australia for sending us before and after photos" Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Erm, without checking my hotmail account, I cant think of any off top of my head, but I often get boob job ones. Now, do I look like the kind of person who would like a boob job?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Here are some special ones for S.F.---ers only :- Your mail-ness can be huge in 12 hours. Dont go on ' Im Bored '. Bore your girl-friend instead with our ' Pronger Products '. You 'History and Sex-Pats'---make History NOW with our Special Enlarging Cream. You 'Property' geeks. We can enlarge your property overnight ! Jobs Available ? No need, friend. You have just won $ 3,500,000 on the Pasadena Lottery. Just send your bank details to................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 No need to spend thousands on pills to make it bigger anyway, just hang a brick off it using a piece of string for an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 No need to spend thousands on pills to make it bigger anyway, just hang a brick off it using a piece of string for an hour! The obvious danger being that if it works, you could lose your footing and find yourself pole vaulting out of a window.... Try writing that in your office Accident Book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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