Space Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The obvious danger being that if it works, you could lose your footing and find yourself pole vaulting out of a window.... Try writing that in your office Accident Book! It makes it expensive when buying new shoes too as you need to purchase 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellis Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 just checked my gmail found this little gem in the junkbox Yoour wmoan wiill be cahrmed by yoour erecitonGenerik Vaigra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Yoour wmoan wiill be cahrmed by yoour erecitonGenerik Vaigra. Must be what Viagra does to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samesame monkey Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Need a porky payout? Reach out and bone someone. Be the king of your bedroom with your new sceptre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haddockman Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Need a porky payout? Reach out and bone someone. Be the king of your bedroom with your new sceptre. Porky payout What would my day be without spam emails!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfish1936 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I don't usually get any spam! But I signed on to a digital camera list, using an old account. Within 48 hrs, that account had 70 emails, offering me Viagra (of course) and lots of other things, including intimate companionship. I went down to the computer shop. They laughed, and changed the account name. I don't get my camera newsletter any more, but I don't get the spam either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purdyamos Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 There's something very spooky going on. I never ever had any of these sexspam emails before. Then at the last meet, on the same day as this thread started, some people were discussing them and I mentioned that I never got them. And every day since then, I have had them lubricating my inbox. I haven't had any especially funny ones, although the offer of 'p3nis enlargement' was a little startling. Subliminally it looks like a reference to 3 penises. The mind boggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsalleh Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I have just been looking at the spam titles,and never realised how funny they can be. The heading above the toolbar is “Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1, refrigerate overnight “. I don’t spam (not often),I am not ginger either. “ Roberta Black hopes that I will get the hard back, I have not ordered any books from anywhere! Or does she mean the back bacon I bought from Tesco the other day and have eaten? From a travel insurance company. “Explore beautiful Devon and exotic Vietnam” I have been to both these places,It was a long coach trip I will not do it again” Apart from Ultravixens and friends wanting me on face book,which I am not a member of and will never join, that’s all I have,so not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELFIRE1 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 ÷ÅÌÉËÏÌÅÐÎÙÊ ÒÅÚÕÌØÔÁÔ - what's all that about? Send us your brass it says. Regards Angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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