Sir_Nigel Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Note: Ideally, for the ‘####’ you should imagine a brief sound effect rather than a word. This could be a Swanee whistle, duck call, cuckoo or doorbell - but not a fog horn, barking dog or klaxon. Alternatively, feel free to insert something of your own. I dreamt that I wandered in fields of pink flora, between tulips and soft pussy willow. I awoke to the unforeseen sight of your rump as it rested this morn near my pillow. How did it get there? I wondered in shock, did you toss and then turn in the night? How did your Rear End end up up here? I’m all at a loss at the sight. Up close it’s commendable, rounded and pert, though admittedly quite out of place. And then as you stir there’s a glimpse of your #### and it brings a broad smile to my face. We were blind drunk my love and my mind is a blur and the bed’s in a terrible tangle But I’ll always remember the day I awoke and I gazed upon you from this angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallyman Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Sir Nigel, that made me laugh out loud - thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantaspook Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Very funny. Now, does anyone know how to get tea stains off a monitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty225 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I had a really miserable day yesterday and I've just got back up and rinning after having to re-boot my computer and start from scratch so this is the first thing Ive read and it's put the smile back on my face. Thanks Sir Nigel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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