pennypie Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's a guy near us who sweeps the leaves outside his house in grey tight joggin bottoms - He has sellotape on the cracks in his windows and you see him out and about in the winter in a vest !!!.....I think something is 'not quite right' but I'm not sure ......I just think 'Bless' when I see him:| Agent Orange? :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 Agent Orange? :hihi: Someone mention my name? Ask your sister.... she knows how much of an oddball I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennypie Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Someone mention my name? Ask your sister.... she knows how much of an oddball I am Aren't we all in our own special ways!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 Aren't we all in our own special ways!!!! Yes, but wondering around in just your under wangers, shouting obsenities at parked cars in the middle of the day tends to be looked upon with disgust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 He's probably defensive because he know's just how close you are to getting it!!! I think it worried him when I started up a conversation with a littler bin and it started answering back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There used to be a guy that paraded around my neighbourhood in what can only be described as leggings with white socks pulled up over them. He thought nothing of dropping his kecks and having a dump in the middle of the pavement. (seriously, i saw this with my own eyes) Haven't seen him for a fair few years now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennypie Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There used to be a guy that paraded around my neighbourhood in what can only be described as leggings with white socks pulled up over them. He thought nothing of dropping his kecks and having a dump in the middle of the pavement. (seriously, i saw this with my own eyes) Haven't seen him for a fair few years now though. That reminds me of when I was 16 and doing work experience (through college) at a solicitors in town, and the church opposite (where Next is on Fargate, there is that post office on the little street towards the Lyceum) and there was a woman who would walk round it and hover and then just pull her skirt up and have a wee (or whatever) on the steps. It was minging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennypie Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I think it worried him when I started up a conversation with a littler bin and it started answering back. What's wrong with that? They have a lot to say, you can learn a lot from a litter bin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glennis Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I don't know about village idiot, but plenty of office idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 There was this chap we stumbled upon whilst whilst at a pub in the middle of the peak district. I will set the scene so you get an idea of how bizarre this was. It was the rugby world cup final, the pub happened to be showing the game so it was packed out with England fans, and there was one particular chap who was dressed from head to toe in south africa gear and had the south african flag draped over his back. Anyway, when I approached him and asked if he was south african, he said no. I enquired as to why he was supporting south africa and he responded with a very confused "I dont know". I think he may have well been the village idiot and that the jokers of the village decided to have a laugh with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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