Minesadouble Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I don't know about village idiot, but plenty of office idiots! ere ere ...Some of ours would make David Brent CRINGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric_Collins Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 yeh we have one. He's got 11 kids that are all Retarded (kids are born with some gene that makes them retatded) and alll he does all day while kids are at school is run around the bypass He wears a leather jacked that's been slashed up the back and the arms, he wears jogging pants with the brown stuff stain on the bum bit other year we were at school sprts day and he was running around the school field on the track and the races couldn't start untill he got off it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Retarded I don't think you should be using that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxforcefive Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's this one guy who i've met, seems really normal and nice (bit of a crap dancer mind) Just strikes up the most odd-bod discussions, quite frequently as well, just like, random insane questions, I tell thee, I'm not sure where his mind is, but I ain't ever heard of the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Pye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's one up our road. He's called 'Simple Simon.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecanary Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There was a great guy back in Norwich in the 80s. His nickname was Marigold, cos he used to stand in the middle of busy junctions 'directing' traffic wearing bright yellow ashing up gloves. Would love to know what became of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's this one guy who i've met, seems really normal and nice (bit of a crap dancer mind) Just strikes up the most odd-bod discussions, quite frequently as well, just like, random insane questions, I tell thee, I'm not sure where his mind is, but I ain't ever heard of the planet. Hey, I think I've met this guy! Does he ask weird questions about abusing chickens and lobbing sponge cake? Anyway, Fort Wayne does have its share of village idiots. As with some of your odd locals, they all seem to get nicknames. The cast of characters includes: "Whistling Kim": A Korean guy who walks about constantly blowing air through his teeth. "The Bird Man" (aka "Nut Nut Nut"): Rides solo on a tandem bicycle talking to his non-existent passenger. Legend has it that he's chatting with his long-dead twin. "Apple Mary": Very wrinkled old lady with a mane of long, platinum blonde, sex-kitten hair. She wears a ton of makeup and revealing clothes, such as halters and tube tops. This is not just mutton dressed as lamb... she must be in her late 80s. "The Screamer": A woman who talks with a very loud, very high-pitched voice that can be heard throughout the supermarket she visits daily for free coffee. Occasionally has menstrual stains on her trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric_Collins Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I don't think you should be using that word. why when it's a medical term ? So what would like me to all them, 'people with slightly less people skills than anyone else thet makes them alillte slow at reading and general education' ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppins Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Hey, I think I've met this guy! Does he ask weird questions about abusing chickens and lobbing sponge cake? Anyway, Fort Wayne does have its share of village idiots. As with some of your odd locals, they all seem to get nicknames. The cast of characters includes: "Whistling Kim": A Korean guy who walks about constantly blowing air through his teeth. "The Bird Man" (aka "Nut Nut Nut"): Rides solo on a tandem bicycle talking to his non-existent passenger. Legend has it that he's chatting with his long-dead twin. "Apple Mary": Very wrinkled old lady with a mane of long, platinum blonde, sex-kitten hair. She wears a ton of makeup and revealing clothes, such as halters and tube tops. This is not just mutton dressed as lamb... she must be in her late 80s. "The Screamer": A woman who talks with a very loud, very high-pitched voice that can be heard throughout the supermarket she visits daily for free coffee. Occasionally has menstrual stains on her trousers. We don't have ANYONE like that where WE live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 We don't have ANYONE like that where WE live Aw... I thought every place had characters. Maybe I'm weird because I notice them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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