flashbang Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Hubby flaked out after a night out so my little grandaughter and myself gave him a makeover, eyeshadow, rouge, lipstick the lot. We also painted his nails a bright red and put tiny plaits in his hair. The next morning when he woke up he went loopy, especially when he realised I didn't have any make up remover or nail polish remover left. My grandaughter told him he looked very pretty which didn't help much. Lol (she can't wait for grandad to come home the worse for wear again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andco Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 What are your funniest revenge tactics? Mine is doing my ex's pack up and cutting his sandwiches into teeny tiny trangles (he worked on a large building site at the time), he got loads of stick from his work-mates. I bet he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andco Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 For myself I cant say although I did get immense satisfaction from the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001louise Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 telling my ex partners new girlfriend that i had been to the clinic and i had found out i had several sexual transmitted diseases from him, when i hadnt, the look on her face was classic and yes she booked herself in and was given the all clear and she dumped him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I can't be bothered with such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinklady Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 where to begin? .... dogfood and potato pie .... the satisfaction i got watching him eat it ... priceless recipe available on PM request Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 where to begin? .... dogfood and potato pie .... the satisfaction i got watching him eat it ... priceless recipe available on PM request Did he ever find out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHoosier Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I let my then-boyfriend go on and on and on () about what a sexy actress Jaye Davidson was in "The Crying Game." When he found out "she" had a penis, he went ballistic. He wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I shoved kippers down the gap in the middle of his radiator, i also shoved one up the exhaust of his bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinklady Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Did he ever find out? yes, i ended up telling him some years later in a drunken confessional thats just the tip of the ice burg ..... Ive been a wildcat in my time and he still married me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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