sharonxxxx Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 my hubby cant function in a morning without a cup of tea we once argued so i deliberatly poured all the milk down the sink before i went to bed just to **** him off in the morning i was chuckleing as it gurgled down the sink petty but it cheered me up no end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medusa Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The very best revenge is to live a long happy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinklady Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The very best revenge is to live a long happy life. they do say success is the best revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyy123 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 where to begin? .... dogfood and potato pie .... the satisfaction i got watching him eat it ... priceless recipe available on PM request When I was little I did the same to my Dads packing up, it was cat food tho and he was having potted meat so I don't suppose it would have tasted much different. Also put a tadpole in my Nans mushroom soup but that was an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depoix Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 way back in the sixties i was working as a van lad,we had a little hitler as a yard foreman,he would try to belittle the women workers and pick on the young lads,to try to make himself look tough he would walk through the yard and kick out at any stray empty boxes that were there, i filled one such box with four house bricks,he broke his foot......he was a dirty old man,looked like steptoe,to save heating bills he would have a bath at work, i didnt wash out the bath one night as we were late so left it standing still hot with costic soda in it, he never showed up for work again,the fool just got in it for a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfstalin Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I let my then-boyfriend go on and on and on () about what a sexy actress Jaye Davidson was in "The Crying Game." When he found out "she" had a penis, he went ballistic. He wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the weekend! You weren't married to David Blunket were you per chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfstalin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I shoved kippers down the gap in the middle of his radiator, i also shoved one up the exhaust of his bike. Oh that reminds me of a good one. The convener and shop stewards at Laycocks got back at one of the bosses there by doing a few things, namely in his filing cabinet, but the best was they stapled 3 kippers to the underside of his desk. After a few week he couldn't stand it any longer and moved office, but took his desk with him, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyloxley Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 The very best revenge is to live a long happy life. Ain't that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzyjj Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I married him:DTruly evil!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducatiboy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 What are your funniest revenge tactics? Mine is doing my ex's pack up and cutting his sandwiches into teeny tiny trangles (he worked on a large building site at the time), he got loads of stick from his work-mates. I think my OH revenge was cutting her ex up into teeny tiny triangles and posting him to his works! he was a director there. The workers didnt like him and hey.....its a food processing plant:gag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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