cheeseman Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 What do you want to see in Sheffield? What bars, clubs and pubs do you like? and what sort of theme night/promotions/offers would you like to see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 An 'all you can eat' buffet eating house, serving 50 varieties of lard and staffed entirely by characters from Thomas Hardy's "Return Of The Native". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A giant sherbert fountain. Buy one get one free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Invisible cleansing zebras, stored in a secret bunker under the Peace Gardens who come out at night and clear all the filth from the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Arabic shoes, every four yards on the side of the dancefloor. Buy one get one free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A ten times life size model of Matthew Corbett, made entirely from benefit claimant books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A steroid-crazed shirehorse bringing the drinks to the table. Buy one get off free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A replica of Sydney's Golden Gate bridge, but made entirely of marshmallow and staffed by characters off the popular 1980s cartoon "Dangermouse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A re-enactment of the Dunkirk rescues outside Embrace nightclub at midnight every Thursday. This should be followed by a ticker tape parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A 60ft pool filled with man eating sharks, where you throw all the eejits into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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