BasilRathbon Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I met a strange lady, she made me nervous - she took me in and gave me breakfast. I think I've met her as well. I also bumped into her husband and asked him "Do you speak my language?" But he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamatik Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 The dentist usually does the job for me. Valium is normally on the cards prior to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffy1986 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Driving with the wifey,scares the bejesus out of me SERIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyPurple Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I think I've met her as well. I also bumped into her husband and asked him "Do you speak my language?" But he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich..... Do you come from a land down under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Do you come from a land down under? Oh yes; it's the place where women blow and men thunder. (never quite understood that line - is it a reference to oral sex and flatulence?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisalee Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Ive only ever been really nervous once, and that was the morning of my wedding day, i threw up for an hour solid! Dont think it had anything to do with the bottles of wine me and my bridemaid drank the night before, and then shook it all up by dancing around the house until 4am! The feeling of pure nervousness is horrible! Dizzy, dry mouth, butterflies in your tummy, blurred vision........still didnt have anything to do with the alcohol lol! Also s-p-i-d-e-r-s I have to spell the word because I cant say it without feeling yukkkkkkkkky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamble Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 'Women glow and men plunder' - according to the net, although there is one line that says 'beer does flow and men chunder'. I always get a bit nervous when I start dragging someone else's thread off topic to talk about obscure one hit wonder songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 'Women glow and men plunder' - according to the net, although there is one line that says 'beer does flow and men chunder'. I always get a bit nervous when I start dragging someone else's thread off topic to talk about obscure one hit wonder songs. No need to be nervous about that. My threads are designed- INTENDED to wander. Its what makes `em interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 This morning, I discovered a small (like the size of a plum or a nectarine) wasp's nest RIGHT OUTSIDE MY PATIO DOOR!!! OhgodohgodohGAWD. My husbands not here and I have to wait until dark to attempt to get rid of it. There is not enough money in the universe to get me to mess with those vicious critters in the daytime. The nasty little buggers must work fast because people go in and out of that door all the time and I swear it wasn't there over the weekend. This is my plan: Cover myself up with old clothes, hiking boots, and swim goggles. Place a bucket of hot water directly under the nest, then knock it down with the loooonnnng pool brush. I was afraid at first, but now I'm getting angry and I'm prepared to do battle. Does this sound like a plan or does anyone have any better suggestions or ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 Fly spray. Spray the living hell out of it, empty the entire can onto it. Then leave it until tomorrow afternoon and by then it should be inert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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