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Naked activities of the garden kind!!


What naked activities have you done whilst in the garden?  

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  1. 1. What naked activities have you done whilst in the garden?

    • Watered the plants
      0
    • Cut the lawn
      0
    • Sunbathed
      5
    • Painted shed/fence
      1
    • Attended your bbq
      1
    • skinny dipped in a paddling pool
      1
    • climbed a tree
      2
    • weeded
      0
    • played some kind of sport
      2
    • other
      12


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I don't have a garden so I don't get the luxury of garden nudity.

 

 

However I'm getting an allotment with the Giraffe:suspect:..... hmmm......

 

 

nah... she'd never be up for it:hihi:

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My bits aren't yellow...are yours?

 

Nope. But those creatures are principally drawn to objects of a yellow hue, so very little risk. No more risk than getting your arm or face stung.

 

Apologies everyone, I've had a sensible moment :suspect:

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Mine are green...Is this normal?

 

Do you think I need to book myself an appointment?

 

:hihi:

 

That's fine - nettles are supposed to be green.

They're also very handy for using to thrash your partner's naked buttocks if they're that way inclined.

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Only after I've had sex with a daffodil.

 

What have I told you about that? Now... you would have a problem with Bees and wasps.....if there is one in the dafodil at the time of your....sexual activity :suspect:

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