Tess Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Infact i once read about a guy who hired a midgit for the night, painted him blue and dressed him like a smurf, and handcuffed the groom to be to him all night that made me giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsm_ok1 Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 you lot have clearly never been a best man have you? thanks for your suggestions but I think I will stick to a blue painted dwarf hancuffed to him! unless any other good suggestions come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmyR Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 A friend of mine who is a quiz buff, spent his stag do drinking diet coke and playing quiz machines. Be creative there's so many ways to be different! Handcuffs, dwarves etc are so passé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Handcuff him to an eagle while he's asleep. And nail his johnson to a walnut dresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsm_ok1 Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 Your all losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthedog Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 What a charming OP. I just feel so inclined to help this person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Your all losers. Well, I can't speak for everyone on here, but I can tell you that I won 'Best Young Tarzan' at Calloose Holiday Camp in 1986. I've still got the medal. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ....and unlike the OP, most of us have lost our virginity so it would seem that his calling us "losers" implies a certain jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Well, it's difficult if you only go for blue dwarves isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I did hear a good stitch up once. My mate said he dismantled his mate's bedroom and then assembled it inside his car! Well, you can imagine the shock he got when he realised his bedroom was gone, and then he opened his car door and his laptop broke his chin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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