JenC Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 We used to say that one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nanrobbo Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 Oh Jemima look at your uncle Jim He's in the bathtub learning how to swim First he does the backstroke then he does a dive Now he's under the water Swimming against the tied. And the tomato Jim I remember is: You've heard of Aunt Sally and you mind Uncle Jim Well his wife threw some tomatoes at him Tomatoes don't hurt he said with a grin But the buggers did cos the came in the tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted June 15, 2008 Author Share Posted June 15, 2008 Thanks nan for those I think I must have been deprived when I was a kid, I never realized there was so many funny rhymes out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindilu Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 I went to the pictures[cinema] tomorrow I got a front seat at the back A lady gave me a chocolate I ate it and gave it her back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longchat Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 one summers day in winter the rain was snowing fast a bare footed girl with clogs on stood up while sat on the grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 Thanks lindilu and longchat , I like those, do you remember one like those about meeting someone on the stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptoad Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled egg for breakfast Did you know the original version of Humpty Dumpty was actually a question rhyme. The last line was something like "Who was Humpty Dumpty?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Did you know the original version of Humpty Dumpty was actually a question rhyme. The last line was something like "Who was Humpty Dumpty?" Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon, IIRC, at the time of the English Civil War, which broke when being fired. Edit to add, a version of the HD rhyme was used in the nursery my lad went to teach the kiddies road safety. HD Sat on a wall Watching the children Play with a ball. Don't run into the road, said he, Or You'll have an accident, Just like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennyren Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 never put humpty together again .. O K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the peggsta Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Has anyone ever heard this Chinese chinky went to milk a cow chinese chinky didnt know how chinese chinky pulled the wrong t*t chinese chinky covered in sh*t. Not very PC i know but i thought it was funny when i was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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