Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[convict621]

"Insert name" once told me

shes got spots on her arse like a rasperry

 

I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

[Joto]

I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

 

These are new to me, keep em coming

[Jabberwocky]

I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

 

Yeah thats it!

 

Trust me to get it wrong!

[Suzy Q]

Hi PT - my dad always used to sing,:-

She has a nose like a squashed tomato

& legs like two props.

 

His lullaby to me was always:-

Go to sleep my baby, close your pretty eyes.

Angels are above you, watching o'er you softly from the skies.

Great big moon is shining, & stars begin to peep.

It's time for little ......... ......... to go to sleep.

 

(Hardly ever worked though!)

[Jabberwocky]

Stirry stirry custard

snot and bogey pie

 

Three cats giblets

and one dogs eye

 

Stir it up with a worm on a stick

Then rinse it down with a cup of cold sick.

 

 

Any parent telling their kids that would be thrown into the nick these days

[Suzy Q]

Another one for you:-

You know mi Auntie Nellie?

She had a wooden belly,

And every time ya squeezed it,

Out popped jelly.

[Joto]

Another one for you:-

You know mi Auntie Nellie?

She had a wooden belly,

And every time ya squeezed it,

Out popped jelly.

 

Wow I'd forgot that one! thanks

[Joto]

There was a little girl

Who had a little curl

right in the middle of her forehead

When she was good

she was very, very good

And when she was bad

she was horrid

[Jabberwocky]

There was a little girl

Who had a little curl

right in the middle of her forehead

When she was good,

she was very, very good

And when she was bad

SHE WAS VERY POPULAR!

[convict621]

I remember the original but Jabbers is better.