Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[okismoki]

Tell that lady we would like to hear some more please

she seemed really shocked that anyone would find her old childhood verses interesting,im not there till next friday,but she will try to remember some more,suitable enough for the forum.

[longchat]

we three kings of orient are

one in a taxi one in a car

one on his scooter pipping his hooter

following yonder car

[okismoki]

she seemed really shocked that anyone would find her old childhood verses interesting,im not there till next friday,but she will try to remember some more,suitable enough for the forum.

old mother riley had a fat cow,

to milk it to milk it she didn,t know how,

she pulled on its tail,

instead of its tit,

old mother riley got covered in s**t.

[okismoki]

she swears this is one from the 50,s,but i think its more recent...

daisy,daisy,give me your t*t to chew,

im going crazy,me bo*****s are turnin blue,

i cant afford no johnnys,

so plastic bags will do,

you,ll look sweet upon the seat,

with me on top of you.

[Janette1169]

Arty Farty went to a party, all the farts were there.

 

Tuitty Fruity let off a beauty, so they all ran out for air.

 

hahahahahaha

[chunkyfunky]

Little boy blue,

come blow on your horn,

the sheeps in the meadow,the cows in the corn,

where is the little boy,

who looks after the sheep ?

he's under the haystack,

fast asleep.

[chunkyfunky]

little jack horner,

sat in the corner,

eating his christmas pie,

he put in his thumb,

and pulled out a plum,

and said what a good boy am i.

[chunkyfunky]

jack be nimble jack be quick

jack jumped over the candle stick

[longchat]

this is one from my kids

postman pat postman pat

postman pat ran over his cat

postman pat was crying

cos his cat was dying

hes never see n a cat as flat as that

(SORRY PET OWNERS) :D

[Joto]

Thanks okismoki that lady certainly isn't shy is she, say hello from me