chunkyfunky Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Little(persons name) had a tummy ache couldn't find the toilet opps too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Little(persons name) had a tummy ache couldn't find the toilet opps too late When I was a school kid we sang "Tarzan in the jungle Gets a belly ache Couldn't find a toilet, Oops too late!" okismoki, yes I quoted the first half or so of the "birds" rhyme. I wasn't sure some of the wording was suitable to post, in a family friendly forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longchat Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 tarzan in the jungle swinging on a rope cheetahs mucky a*sole NO SOAP. _____________________________ tarzan swings tarzan falls cheetah catches him by the b*lls ________________________________________ :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okismoki Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 thats why i usually edit wot i put with stars and other symbols(much like your"coughs"). does it really matter who put what?they often get repeated or interpreted differently,a word her,a phrase there,much like the "belly ache" verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted August 24, 2008 Author Share Posted August 24, 2008 puff the magic dragon looking for a mate when he couldn,t find one he thought it was his fate when at last he found one a cracking piece of stuff he didn,t know just what to do thats why they called him puff Now I don't think anyones quoted this before:) I like it Thanks friends for the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 the elephant is a dainty bird it flits from bough to bough it makes its nest in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 Thanks chunkyfunky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okismoki Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 another pearl of wisdom from the lady i care for:- there was a young woman from ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, so she lay on her back, opened her crack, and p**@@$d all over the ceiling. we had a teacher at southey school called keeling,so we substituted the first line for there was a young teacher called keeling,a stroke of the cane when we got caught saying it stopped us repeating it again though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 I definitely haven't heard that one okismoki I bet you told that lady your version didn't you:nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longchat Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 i made you look i made you stare i made you cut the barbers hair the barbers hair was full of nits i made you eat them six by six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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