Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[Joto]

perish the thought! thanks once again longchat

[soft ayperth]

"Mind yer own business

Eat yer own biscuits

And don't forget to save me some."

[Joto]

Thanks fellow Canadian

[okismoki]

this one is rather cruel,but quite funny,the lady i care for comes from barnsley,in their village was an "eccentric gentleman" , here is what they used to sing to him as he walked down the road looking in the bins,it goes to the al jolson tune of" mammy".

OH sammy,sammy,

i,d walk a mile and a bit,

to shove your face in some s**t,

oh oh oh sammy.

thing is,old sam used to then stand there with a twig,or his walking cane,like he was conducting an orchestra

[okismoki]

i went to the barbers shop,

to buy a stick of rock,when i got there,

i sat in the chair,

and the chair went plop.

quite a tame one by my friends standards....

[chunkyfunky]

Little Tommy Tittlemouse

Lived in a little house

[chunkyfunky]

As i was walking up the stai

I saw a man who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

Oh how i wish he'd go away

[chunkyfunky]

Fletchers bread

Hard as lead

When you eat it

You'll drop dead

[soft ayperth]

Q: "Wot's up?"

 

A: "Sky. Thee bring it darn."

[Joto]

They keep popping into your head, thanks everyone for keeping this thread going