chunkyfunky Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 we willie winkie running through the town upstairs and down stairs in his night gown where are all the children lookin through the locks all in bed you silly sod its turned one o'clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topaz1v Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 heres one see saw marjory daw marj has got a new master the old one paid her paid her a penny a day cos she could'nt#####any faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I made you laugh,I made you stare,I made you cut the barbers hair The barbers hair was full of dicks, I made you eat them all but six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 (persons name) wanted to pee right in the middle of the deep blue sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair, Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "What have you got there", Pies chuff! We usually got a clip (scuff) round the ear from our parents for that one! Duffems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beery Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I only remember one, and maybe someone else has told it already: it's my signature: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topaz1v Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Dr foster went to gloster in a shower of rain, put his head in a bucket an he said aw #### it I'm not goin there again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topaz1v Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 niver a borrerer or a lender be was one of my dads fav sayings, and one time in the 60's I was hard up wi 2 kids husband off work had an accident. asked me mum to ask dad for 50 quid cos it was near xmas and had no money for kids presents, so I got it. after hubbies compo came through, took 50quid back to Dad, he said wots that fer,I said you lent it me afore xmas for kids, he said ah meny times I tell yer I niver lend money so tha owes me nought. wot a dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of wter jill came down with halfacrown it wasn't for fetching water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 niver a borrerer or a lender be was one of my dads fav sayings, and one time in the 60's I was hard up wi 2 kids husband off work had an accident. asked me mum to ask dad for 50 quid cos it was near xmas and had no money for kids presents, so I got it. after hubbies compo came through, took 50quid back to Dad, he said wots that fer,I said you lent it me afore xmas for kids, he said ah meny times I tell yer I niver lend money so tha owes me nought. wot a dad Welcome to the forum topaz :banana: That's a lovely story and thank you for your rhymes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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