chunkyfunky Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I had a little nut tree Nothing would it bare But a silver nutmeg and a golden pear The King of Spains daughter Came to visit me And all for the sake of my little nut tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okismoki Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 see this finger, see this thumb, see this fist, cos tha,ll get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okismoki Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 some from my pal at pitsmoor:- cheyenn bodie , had an aeroplane, an old tin lizzy, enough to make you dizzy, cheyenne bodie, took off in his aeroplane, flew to china, never to be seen again. this one made me laugh:- on top of spaghetti, covered wi cheese, i lost my meatball, cos some bugger sneezed, it rolled from the table, onto the floor, then my poor meatball, rolled outa the door, onto the garden, then under a bus, now my poor meatball is nothing but mush. finally this one:- it was in baghdad, where me mother met me dad, he said,nelly,put your belly next to mine. hope you like em,im not sure how many more i will get from her,as her health is really poor now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okismoki Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 batman and robin, went off in the batmobile, couldn,t get it started, till the joker farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 to market,to market, to buy a fat pig home again, home again jiggety jig to market, to market, to buy a fat hog home again, home again jiggety jog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Thankyou chunkyfunky I sung 'I had a little nut tree' on a stage when I was 5yrs old, I guess that was my 15 mins of fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 batman and robin, went off in the batmobile, couldn,t get it started, till the joker farted. Thanks okismoki this is my favourite from your friend today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 joto glad it brought back memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I don't know if these have been done, but here goes goosey,goosey gander where shall i wander upstairs and down stairs and in my ladys chambers where i met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers and took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkyfunky Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 tweedle deedle dumpling my son john went to bed with his trousers on one shoe off and one shoe on tweedle deedle my son john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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