Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[okismoki]

I remember this one well!

We used to have a lad at junior school who said this and then hit you as hard as he could for no reason. Thanks Pete Bailey, it was a great thing for an 11 year old to do to a 5 year old

wasn,t one of the baileys off rokeby was it???

[Joto]

Thanks okismoki your friend certainly knows a lot of these funny rhymes

[Joto]

I remember this one well!

We used to have a lad at junior school who said this and then hit you as hard as he could for no reason. Thanks Pete Bailey, it was a great thing for an 11 year old to do to a 5 year old

 

I wonder if he posts on this forum, if he reads this I hope he says he's sorry! Big bully:rant:

[Plain Talker]

whats up ?

sky, want it down to play with ?

no airoplanes'll be lost weout it

 

We used to say something similar:-

 

"what's up?"

 

Sky why? want it down to play wi'?"

 

"Arr, if thar't daft enough ter put it back when ah'v dun wi' it!"

[Plain Talker]

another that popped into my mind a couple of minutes ago:-

 

if we started crying, my mother would say

"Goo on, then!! Cry more, tha'll pee* less"

[longchat]

there was a woman from laughton

who had one long t*t and a shorten

to make up for her loss

she,d a face like a hoss

and a fart like a 650 norton

[Blogs boy]

when I read the title hundreds of things came to mind, damn it, now I went to post something and cannot remeber any of them

[johnbradley]

mary had a little lamb, she thought it was quite silly

so she threw it up into the air and caught it by its

 

willy was a watchdog sitting on the grass

along came a wasp and stung him on the

 

ask a silly question get no good replies

have you ever seen a policeman doing up his

 

flies are a nuisance, bees are the worse

and that is the end of my silly little verse!

[longchat]

mary had a little lamb, she thought it was quite silly

so she threw it up into the air and caught it by its

 

willy was a watchdog sitting on the grass

along came a wasp and stung him on the

 

ask a silly question get no good replies

have you ever seen a policeman doing up his

 

flies are a nuisance, bees are the worse

and that is the end of my silly little verse!

 

:hihi::hihi:

[hillsbro]

Big fleas have little fleas

Upon their backs to bite 'em

And little fleas have lesser fleas

And so ad infinitum..