Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[okismoki]

well,just got a message that my pal is being considered for release from the hospital,she rallies again.

[Jabberwocky]

Mary had a little lamb

it had a sooty foot

 

and everywhere that Mary went,

its sooty foot it put.

[manxbiker]

my mother used to write in an autograph book

 

our allan is a very good boy

he goes to church on sunday

to pray to god to give him strength

to kiss the girls on monday

[Joto]

Thanks Jabbers and manxbiker

[okismoki]

mary was an awful child,

a nasty little bitch,

every time we see her now,

we throw her in the ditch.

[Joto]

Your friend's back on form

[Plain Talker]

well,just got a message that my pal is being considered for release from the hospital,she rallies again.

 

that's good news, send her all our best, won't you?

[GREENGINGER]

A little piggy run

with his fingers up his bum,

Shouting `whats the matter`

 

God I forgot about that one!

 

0 , deary me my mother, caught a flea she pepperd it,& salted it, & had it for her tea , daft isnt it ?

[Joto]

0 , deary me my mother, caught a flea she pepperd it,& salted it, & had it for her tea , daft isnt it ?

 

Most of them are but they amused us didn't they:hihi:

[okismoki]

that's good news, send her all our best, won't you?

she,s out,causing havoc again,i,ve passed on your good wishes,she was genuinely touched by your concern,the bad news is,from next week i am being moved to another area,so wont be getting any more saucy rhymes from her.