Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[okismoki]

little boy blue,s a coppers nark,

a nasty little grass,

when we see him out again,

we,ll kick his s****y arse.

[Joto]

Okismoki your friends rhymes are definitely original, that one is really funny

[okismoki]

i think she,s just making em up now,still,its quite topical,and i DAREN,T put what she really said instead of s****y,no doubt none of the old nursery rhyme characters will be safe from her "reworkings"

[hennypenny]

Another thread has just reminded me of this one:-

 

Pease pudding hot,

Pease pudding cold,

pease puddingin the pot,

9 days old.

[Joto]

i think she,s just making em up now,still,its quite topical,and i DAREN,T put what she really said instead of s****y,no doubt none of the old nursery rhyme characters will be safe from her "reworkings"

 

I can see why she's a good friend, she must truly have a rare wit and sense of humour. I think in her circumstances I'd be depressed and quite grumpy, :thumbsup: to your friend.

[Joto]

Thanks hennypenny

[GREENGINGER]

eeny meeny,mieny,mow , sit the baby on the pow, when its done wipe its bum ,eeny mieny mow, thought people may not know wot a pow is nower days

[Joto]

Greenfinger I'm sure most of the 'mature' people on here do, because it's been mentioned ( a po) in quite a few threads

[okismoki]

I can see why she's a good friend, she must truly have a rare wit and sense of humour. I think in her circumstances I'd be depressed and quite grumpy, :thumbsup: to your friend.

heres another,clean enough to print:-

a young woman at Farantis,

never wore any panties,

she went to the vicars,

not wearing her knickers,

now all her sisters are aunties.

[okismoki]

jack and jill,

went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water,

jill came down,

with half a crown

for doin sumat she didn,t oughta.