Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[Joto]

Wisewood Sec-Mod. A really good school; was then; is now. Far superior to Myers grove but that's another story.

 

It will be if any of my posters went to Myers Grove

[okismoki]

What kind of school did you go to Dogsbody :D

an approved school....hehehe,to think i daren,t post a couple,funny though,im going to pass that one on.

[Plain Talker]

an approved school....hehehe,to think i daren,t post a couple,funny though,im going to pass that one on.

 

that's what my ex used to say:-

 

"I went to the best school around. Everybody approved of it... especially the Judge!!"

[chunkyfunky]

here's one from my schooldays

 

fletchers bread, hard as lead

when you eat it, you'll drop dead

[Joto]

Thanks chunkyfunky you keep this thread going

[chunkyfunky]

hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,

the cow jumped over the moon,

the little dog laughed to see such fun,

and the dish ran away with the spoon

[chunkyfunky]

mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear,

i've of'en seen her little lamb, but i've never seen her bear(bare)

[sirglyn]

Well.there's no way I'm going to go through over 600 posts to see if this has turned up but here goes.This was all the rage for a few weeks in the 50s and has to be recited while pointing to various parts of the body. Milk.milk.Lemonade,around the corner chocolate's made. Another short one that was going round about the same time was also said while pointing to the toe,the knee,the hand and the willy..Toe,knee,hand ****. Tony Hancock.

[Joto]

Thanks everyone and sirglyn I like that last one

[peterw]

Gram told me another one:-

 

Mi father's a lavatory cleaner, he works in the middins at night,

And when he comes home in the mornin, he's covered all over in *****

 

For ***** insert Sweet Violets instead of *****