Molly mo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Thanks very much Joto, I think I am going to enjoy this site :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 If you wander into another section go into 'I'm bored' it's fun on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly mo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 ooh thanks again, I will take a look :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirglyn Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Another one taught to me by my beloved grandma......I'll tell you a tale about a snail who jumped on't fire and burnt his tail.I'll tell you another about his brother,He peed on't fire the dirty bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 Thanks sirglyn that's funny not heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I heard one as a child very similar, which went:- "I'll tell you a joke About a Bloke who peed on the fire and made it smoke I'll tell you another About his brother who did the same the dirty b*gger" I also used to know another, similar one, which I used to say to my youngest sister when she clamoured for a bedtime story, "I'll tell you a story about Jack-a-nory And now my story's begun. I'll tell you another, 'Bout Jack and his brother, And now my story is done!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 Thanks PT I bet your sister was disappointed with those for bedtime stories, but I bet you enjoyed it PT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennybongo Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Here's one my Dad taught me as a child and Mum used to go mad!! molly Maguire peed in the fire the fire was too hot, she peed in the pot the pot was too wide she peed in the clyde and all the little fishes ran up her backside! Pretty tame but my parents were quite strict - was shocking for such an innocent girl!!!! haha. First time i have thought about this in a long time. Miss you Dad x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Thanks jenny I bet no ones heard that one I don't think so anyway:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nanrobbo Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I (nearly) remember a version that went something like- Mariah Mariah she peed on the fire The fire was too hot so she tried for the pot The pot was too round so she tried for the ground The ground was too flat so she peed on the cat And the cat ran away with the pee on his back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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