Susannah Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Eeny meeny miney mo, Catch a tigger by the toe If he wriggles let him go Eeny meeny miney mo. I guess it's a counting rhyme really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster37 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Bloody on the bible Bloody in the book Bloody on my finger Bloody have a look My gran taught me this when I was young. So everytime I said bloody and mum cracked me and said it was wrong I would resite the saying. And she would soon shut up hahaha My gran , what a wicked lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster37 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Another good one There is something in my nappy and my mummy isn't happy It is hard and round and I can't sit down It is running down my leg like a hard boiled egg Now it's in my shoes what is it??? A LUMP OF POOH hahaha my aunt taught me that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Thanks guys..................and buster I think your Aunt made that one up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 One from my childhood I sang to out little 'un (he sings them himself now) and I have to join in loads more verses can be found by googling. There was an old man named Michael Finnegan He had whiskers on his chin-again They fell out and then grew in again. Poor old Michael Finnegan. Begin again! There was an old man named Michael Finnegan He went fishing with a pin-again Caught a fish and dropped it in again Poor old Michael Finnegan Begin again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Thanks draggontail that's how we should jog our memory's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudgun Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 My aunty used to teach me a poem when i was little. It`ll prob get removed but here goes... Arsehole, pig ****, bloody bugger damn, some daft bleeder pinched my pram, don`t give a bugger, soon get another, Arsehole, pig ****, bloody bugger damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster37 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Thanks guys..................and buster I think your Aunt made that one up I know she must of lol ,It's good though and certainly gt my mother some ooks when we was resiting it in the middle of a shop hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalRegular Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Down in Dixon Lane, There are two big fat women And if you want to see them You'll have to pay a shilling Soldiers half a crown Sailors half a guinea Big fat men Two pounds ten Little kids a penny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 I know she must of lol ,It's good though and certainly gt my mother some ooks when we was resiting it in the middle of a shop hehe My god your poor Mum did you get punished when you got home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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