Isn't it time we changed the national anthem?

[Warden]

This is my bad attempt at a new anthem...

 

 

You said it pal.

[Ape Tracker]

 

This is England

land of the free

mixed race, multiculturalism

you can be what you wanna be

 

this is england

Where you can do what you wanna do

where street crime is out of control

and stabbings happen daily

 

This is England

Country thats lost control

The police are scared of the pc crew

so they let known criminals go

 

This is England

Going down the drain

A country that was once proud

Now in the gutters be

 

This is England

Once the Greatest in the world

Over taken by illegal immigrants

Full of foriegn crime

 

This is Europes England

Where we can not have our say

Where the open door policy

Leaves us in turmoil and dismay

 

This is England

Slowly being destroyed

By bent politicians

Wanting to get rich

And a police force with no goals

 

Cant think of any more verses... so add your own if you like... May be showing England or the uk in a better light...

 

This is brilliant and so true!

 

Genius!

[chem1st]

Madness tune 'our house' but edited:

 

Our island, in the middle of our sea.

Our island, in the EU arrr.

Old lizzie wears a crown

Everyone wants to be here, because of the pound.

So why not come pop round

If you work for dirt cheap, you'll be allowed.

[BasilRathbon]

Behold our glorious nation

Where we tolerate the heathens

It's home to Alvin Stardust

And also Shakin' Stevens.

[jonsastar]

You said it pal.

 

Why not have a go your self then warden.. you might do a better job of it...

[jonsastar]

Behold our glorious nation

Where we tolerate the heathens

It's home to Alvin Stardust

And also Shakin' Stevens.

 

ha ha... cool

[Ape Tracker]

This is England

Full of druggies, chavs and scum

Hellbent on turning the place

Into a f***** slum

[BasilRathbon]

Now the factories stand idle

And the dole scum shop at Netto

What happened to the Empire

On which the sun would never set-o?

[chem1st]

This england, land of the free

free money, free housing, transport and tv

but if you want all of the above for free

make sure to live 2 years longer than 73

[Clare85]

Fab, makes me want to leave even more!