slickwitch Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Mr S always eats what I give him and then an hour or so later gasses the room and shouts, "It was your curry/shepherds pie/chicken dinner/tuna salad/whatever was on his plate that did it!" I always reply, "No dear. It was indeed your arse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJ_VENOM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Crunchies or to be more precise Cinder Toffee I'm banned by the OH & The Geneva Convention from eating even a small amount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I always find that malt loaf is especially good ....... In fact I may well take in the one I have in the cupboard to work tonight and let it work it's magic. Come 4am ....... QUAAAAAAAACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fibutton Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I remember my brother's uni days, and before a "light the fart" evening - (shakes head, don't ask) - used to eat shedloads of mushrooms, which apparantly ferment naturally in the gut producing the maximum amount of gas - eeeh he knew how to have a good time !!! He also used to win most of the contests, (apart from that eight hours spent in A&E one time) . :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Chip shop fish gets me every time. When I walk in from the chippy with one of those buggers the entire STREET gets a warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathom Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Cauliflower! And I just had some! One thing I daren't eat and I love is a nice big bowl of All Bran with cold milk but if I do, after a few hours I sound like the QEII... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxman Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Jerusalem Artichokes Butternut Squash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Pasta and bread make me bloated and also give me wind. If I eat large quantities of Pringles it also happens, which is hard to resist cos they're so damn addictive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koenigsinger Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 and if my poppa and my late grandpa are anything to go by... Wards's beer! (courtesy Meadow St Hotel and others, circa 1970's and 80's) and me, and my old boss at bedford's, weetabix and wards made mr W let loose farts of such repulsive magnitude that my eyes are permanently moist! ( and I left that job 6 years ago!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibbs1977 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 There isnt much food apart from indians and normal things like baked beans "BUT" coffee however makes me fart so loud i could crack a pane of glass after a couple . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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