CottonTop Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 The average person breaks wind 14 to 23 times per day so almost anything can give you wind. But best of all.... Beans, Beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheUK Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Pears, very unripe, do it for me. Beans, Beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot! Eh? Surely Beans, beans, good for your heart The more you eat the more you fart The more you fart the better you feel So eat Beans for every meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Parsnips - they tend to liven things up a touch as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister M Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Usually mushy peas or baked beans get me going I had some curry beans on toast for dinner on Saturday - all of yesterday my guts were aching & farts stank more offensive than normal. Thankfully I have today off work. Although I'm none too keen on some of my work colleagues, I wouldn't wish the stench on anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndix Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 Yayyy!! Can't believe the 7 yr old fart thread is resurrected! Cauliflower cheese....The food of super trumps!! :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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