Dining With A Cleavage.

[missymoo73]

We just had a Chinese nosh up and my OH just complained that theres about two pounds of rice in between her boobys.

 

I told her that eating with chopsticks AND a cleavage isnt a good idea, but she wouldnt listen. Thankfully, the meal was a take away but if we were to go out to eat, to a restaurant then she`d STILL manage to get half the menu resting between her chests.

 

Last year she undressed for bed after a night out and she found two lobsters, a pork pie, three waiters and a full pint of Stella lodged in her bra.

 

Ladies... how do YOU protect your valley from a rain of food when you eat?

 

I can sympathise with your missus Jabber....I also have this problem

 

I just eat very small mouthfuls....this solves the problem for me.

[Jabberwocky]

I can sympathise with your missus Jabber....I also have this problem

 

I just eat very small mouthfuls....this solves the problem for me.

 

With the size of my OH`s gob... She doesnt use a spoon, she uses a shovel.

[Panthera]

always wondered why theres crumbs in our bad, when i goto get in, the missus can blame her bap trap now

[boyfriday]

With the size of my OH`s gob... She doesnt use a spoon, she uses a shovel.

 

..if it hasn't been said already I think it's worth pointing out that Mr Jabber is regularly seen wandering the streets supping on a Party 7 and snacking on cobnuts cleverly concealed within the voluminous confines of his man-boobs

[*Peaches*]

The only thing I tend to find down my top are bits of shavings when I've cleaned out the pigs, I never seem to miss my gob luckily