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We just had a Chinese nosh up and my OH just complained that theres about two pounds of rice in between her boobys.

 

I told her that eating with chopsticks AND a cleavage isnt a good idea, but she wouldnt listen. Thankfully, the meal was a take away but if we were to go out to eat, to a restaurant then she`d STILL manage to get half the menu resting between her chests.

 

Last year she undressed for bed after a night out and she found two lobsters, a pork pie, three waiters and a full pint of Stella lodged in her bra.

 

Ladies... how do YOU protect your valley from a rain of food when you eat?

do we have any photos jabba .. might help us visualize your problem to better help you. :)

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ROFL @ Jabbers! :lol:

 

I bet Mojo spills food on her "bits" on purpose right? :hihi:

 

It's not my fault! They have their own gravitational pull.

 

I got a bike, a small horse and a poodle stuck in there the other day.:suspect:

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