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This is so apt right now ... my breasts are like the Bermuda Triangle sometimes. I was just sitting here eating fruits and nuts and lost a few whilst laughing at some of the posts ... but I've decided to leave the half dozen sultanas, a couple of cashews and a pecan in there in case I'm in need of a snack later ... or will it be just too sticky ... :)

 

*contemplates own cleavage in a bemused way*

 

so then...

 

 

tell me...

 

I..

 

will you....

 

 

Could I...

 

 

Bloody family forum... theres so much I want to say here but cant!

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so then... tell me... I.. will you.... Could I...

Bloody family forum... theres so much I want to say here but cant!

lol Jabbers, honeybun, you are just soooo easy ... so pliable ... so manipulable (is that even a word?) I :love: you madly! :hihi: Don't marry Dozy, marry me instead!

 

*starts embroidering whelks and giant slugs onto a wild silk and lace basque ...

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Bloody women... ganging up on me.... its bloody immoral I tell ya!!!!!

 

Oh god its started,,, that sodding song!

 

HOLD ON JABBERS!!!! I'LL SAVE YOU......

 

This is Petal, she's a piglet and

she's brave,

She can be cheeky but she never misbehaves.

 

This is Gobo, he's a very bouncy goat,

He loves to butt and eats too much.

 

There is a dinky little donkey, name of Dash,

If you're in trouble,

Will he help me? In a flash.

 

This is Digger he's a happy little pup,

Is he cute? Dead right,

Can he bark? Not quite.

 

And when you put them all together,

And they love to be together,

They'll be friends forever down on Big Barn Farm!

 

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

 

All the fellas who are interested in licking food from cleavage please pm me - OH has spilt gravy between his moobs.....again :rolleyes:

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