lyndsayx Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Add a few wind chimes to the airer, maybe some garden lights to show it off? It'll make it much pretier to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyPurple Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Don't forget motion sensitive halogen security lights - you know the ones that are activated if a moth farts and are bright enough to blind pilots of passing aircraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Get one of those tacky motion detector frogs that croaks when you walk past and get it as close to her fence as possible. I give her a week before her nervous breakdown kicks in. Tacky? Tacky? Do you mind - I have one of those :rant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfcgal Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Put the bugger up, fill it with Anne Summers undies and 'accidentally' post an invite to a 'toy' demo through her letterbox. Alternatively, move me in and I'll have her licking the windows in a month! I would quite happily supply the undies for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waldershelf Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Oh, I'd love to have a neighbour like that Do you have any outdoor Christmas decorations you could put up? There's also a selection of very rude garden gnomes at gnomeland The OP really needs an "up you Jack" gnome from this site. I'm really looking forward to finding out what the old bat did when the washing went out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 she sounds nice >>>> NOT where else are you supposed to hang out your washing The Siegfried Line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Any update on the situation then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazz1006 Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Just got in from work and put me weshin' out -she was looking out the window - one minute has passed and she's not here yet! Stupid isnt it, my heart is pounding!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane91 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 We are all waiting the bated breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Tell her you don't particularly like the idea of her constantly looking in your garden anyway, and if she doesn't like what she sees there, she can always look at her own garden instead. I'd do some checking into the validity of the extension - especially if it overlooks any adjoining properties - maybe she didn't have planning permission as it is notoriously difficult to get if the build will infringe on other properties' privacy:| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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