Tess Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 My fella is from Lancashire and does not understand the joys of Hendersons Relish. To him, "it tastes exactly the same as Worcestershire sauce". Outrageous. How can I make him realise there is a world of difference? I know hes uneducated not being from Sheffield and all, but its really not his fault. Can we help my poor bunny wunny out please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick2 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Dump him, he's not good enough for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeeeeeeeeek Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 You need to be stupid and Northern, may be he is neither! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I agree, get rid of him for your own safety. Back in the 1960s people who claimed there was no difference between Hendersons Relish and Worcestershire sauce were driven out of Sheffield by angry mobs with pitchforks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 You need to be stupid and Northern, may be he is neither! Hes Northern, just a bit too far! I wanted to take him to the Hendo's factory as a day trip but; A- I don't know if it exists B- He refuses to go. He says its a waste of time, even when I point out its part of my heritage, and if he wants to have a future with me he will make the effort to learn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Hes Northern, just a bit too far! I wanted to take him to the Hendo's factory as a day trip but; A- I don't know if it exists B- He refuses to go. He says its a waste of time, even when I point out its part of my heritage, and if he wants to have a future with me he will make the effort to learn! If he won't eat anything with relish you may like to mention the other uses of Henderson's. For example, did you know that if you sprinkle a few drops of relish in a condom before using it, a gentleman may find his performance in the bedroom not only lasts longer but is more intense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica23 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 *braces self* I can't taste the difference either. But I am not from anywhere North so I can be excused, yes? I still buy Henderson's to show solidarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H da fella Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Give the lancashire twonk a slap and remind him who won the war of the roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 Give the lancashire twonk a slap and remind him who won the war of the roses :hihi: That actually made me nearly fall off my chair giggling. I think I will send him an email with this in, just to spite him Keep em comin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeeeeeeeeek Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Hes Northern, just a bit too far! I wanted to take him to the Hendo's factory as a day trip but; A- I don't know if it exists B- He refuses to go. He says its a waste of time, even when I point out its part of my heritage, and if he wants to have a future with me he will make the effort to learn! Whats his number, I shall advise him to get rid of you sharpish, he is obviously far to good for you. This obsession with a crap version of Worcestershire sauce should be stamped out. When I win the Euro-millions this week I Will buy that factory and burn it down. Then have everyone who complains killed.. So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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