jobee Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Golf It’s Easy. I cleaned and washed my ball last night, I hope and pray for accurate flight, My bag is spotless my clubs are clean, Today I’m going to realise a dream. At the crack of dawn I raise my head, Checking to see the missus aint fled, Sparrows atwitter and taking the Mick, Today that golf course I’m gonna lick. On the first tee I step up with pride, I know it all, there's no need to hide, I’ve got it this time that’s for sure, Right arm close get some draw. A quick look round to see there all here, Today's the day I'll make that clear, Just swing away and let it flow, Zing ball zing like arrow from bow. When I look down the balls still there, My club head met with nothing but air, The boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow, Well, well, well , the lords Mayors show. This clubs bent I swear for sure! I aint buying Ping no more! You carry on lads its going to rain, My old back aches started again. jb © 2003 __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlmac Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Sounds like me !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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