julado Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I have a fabulous gnome.....he doesn't live in the garden though - I don't have one. He - Gnorman - was bought by an ex boyfriend. I tried putting Gnorman out on the balcony but he kept knocking on the door to come back in. No wonder really seeing as Gnorman has misplaced his trousers.....and is sporting a very large appendage (funny I was always lead to believe "they" shrunk when cold ) Gnorman now is quite happy to prop open my living room door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 From the colour of their hats, to the length of their beard, the type of mushroom they carry and the ones that look a bit weird. Be nice to the gnome, for the gnome should be feared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeedrybarOWL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have a fabulous gnome.....he doesn't live in the garden though - I don't have one. He - Gnorman - was bought by an ex boyfriend. I tried putting Gnorman out on the balcony but he kept knocking on the door to come back in. No wonder really seeing as Gnorman has misplaced his trousers.....and is sporting a very large appendage (funny I was always lead to believe "they" shrunk when cold ) Gnorman now is quite happy to prop open my living room door Some of the neighbours (students) took Norbert to Fistral beach and sent back fotos of him on a surf board thoroughly enjoying himself. Alas the big wave took him out and he has never been seen since. so if anyone finds a papa smurf lookalike Gnome near Newquay let me know.. We need closure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 I think you may have identified the nadir of religious kitsch. I am not sure. What about this from Christian dollar: Product Description Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me. It is truely beautiful. Top quality, silk-like gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in. King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter. http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/faves/156.html It seems genuine and not an atheist windup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rah Rah Rah Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Well someone should give them a make over, and make them look good. Like that basshunter dude, and Nick o'Malley.I have such good taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truman Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I could possibly agree with the no gnomes but what's wrong with plastic flowers? They brighten the place up surely? They look better than dead real ones anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I think you may have identified the nadir of religious kitsch. I am not sure. What about this from Christian dollar: http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/faves/156.html It seems genuine and not an atheist windup I think the St. Sebastian pin cushion outdoes both: http://old.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/media/st_sebastian.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnvqsos Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Gnomes are used to hide drugs and other goodies;if you walk round Meersbrook you will see gnomes all over,less in Dodge Moor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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