Jabberwocky Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I came upon this new fangled stuff at the supermarket called toilet paper, and I am thinking of giving it a try. It is currently in Tesco. Perhaps you should give it a try it too. Why use bog roll when god gave us fingers and tongues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Vile dirty pig in the karzy?! To be more accurate Im a vile dirty pig everywhere! The Kharzis` just a bonus for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Why use bog roll when god gave us fingers and tongues? You scruff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimo Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I enjoy cooking fresh food, but am terribly untidy. I'm the sort that shoves everything in the nearest cupboard when visitors are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdnaKrabappe Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=468U_-B7J2g I am like the woman from this programme. I could burn a salad. I once tried grilling yorkshire puddings! I used to be obsessively tidy and had Monica as a nickname but I've been kind of carrying out a bit of a can't be bothered experiment recently:o but it's time to tidy up now. It's got too much and is starting to resemble those places on how clean is your house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChaverly Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Paragons (of anything) usually end up in perdition of some kind. I remember when I was living in the US, whenever I was invited to dinner, the hostess (whoever it was) would almost invariably greet me with a self-deprecatory reference to Martha Stewart, usually in the form of 'I'm not Martha Stewart, you know!'. Before I went to the States, I had no idea who Martha Stewart was. She was, in fact, the most famous domestic goddess in the country. Martha of course later ended up in jail on fraud charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradwayBee Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I would say I am a domestic goddess, I love nothing more than a good tidy up and baking cakes: I could give Nigella a run for her money!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxonwaxoff Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 oops double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxonwaxoff Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 No matter how hard I try I fail miserably when it comes to the domestic chores. Im ok at cooking and prefer the kids to have proper home cooked food, but beyond that I am just crap. I never manage to get on top of things and I am forever in chaos. It does drive me mad as I would love a nice clean cosy house. I just need someone to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickwitch Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 One thing though.....loads of people I know have a cleaner. Then they have you round and their house is spotless and they look all proud! Why? It's not them that got their hand down the lav is it? Makes me mad it does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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