ritzy Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 N PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t020 Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 LOL nice one! Very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Hehe, very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 In prison you have to stay in on Saturday nights In work, you can go home and get ratted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 In prison you have to stay in on Saturday nights In work, you can go home and get ratted At work you have to tolerate idiots and morons. In prison, you can pee in their food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0742Sheff Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Hehe, very good. But was there a reason to drag up an 8 year old thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Brilliant! Do they provide 'soap on a rope' where you work? At work they sing: "Another day older, deeper in debt" In prison they sing: "Please don't make my brown eye blue!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peewee84 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 But was there a reason to drag up an 8 year old thread? Jesus, you get hammered on this forum for repeat threads, yet comment on an old thread and you get hammered anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0742Sheff Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Jesus, you get hammered on this forum for repeat threads, yet comment on an old thread and you get hammered anyway Would you start a new thread just to say "Hehe, very good. " I don't think so and i wasn't hammering anyone. I asked a question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacrlit Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I thought this was a new thread, but it is a classic that is funny now and will also be funny in another 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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