horribleblob Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 ...So beware of loves dark side or you could be taken to another another world and left behind. Good parable, HilaOooze. Something along those lines happened to me ten years ago. Fortunately I realised what had happened/was happening before it was too late and restored myself to my natural state of being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why would someone want to date a primate? Colin is rather an unusual name for a chimp, I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizmachin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Just a quick word of warning to the readers. We are all bought up being made to believe that love is truly a beautiful thing that should be aspired too and cherished. This may be true most of the time not always, people should be wary or they fall foul to loves dark side. I would like to illustrate this via an example. Many years ago my brother Colin fell madly in love with his girlfriend who even on the surface was somewhat simian in not only look but nature too. Their relationship though amazing and unique to them followed the usual predictable patterns. They were inseparable and did even the most mundane things together, although she did seem to make most of the decisions and Colin had always been easily led. As their feelings for each other grew so did her monkey like ways, her influence over Colin also intensified until one day she willingly led him into the world of the primate where they remained till Colin was fully assimilated into their ways. Then one morning she returned from this world but left Colin behind. Their relationship continued but seemed to have lost some of its sparkle. He was a monkey and she was a human friend, more of a guardian to be accurate. So beware of loves dark side or you could be taken to another another world and left behind. Beware of bad acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horribleblob Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why would someone want to date a primate? They would if they had predilection for archbishops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fibutton Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I think Colin is a perfect name for a chimp ....or Neville - can't decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos1986 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 love is not a good emotion, it's the only human emotion that isn't clear on it's intentions like with all the other emotions, best to steer clear and hope/pray that it never finds you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 love is not a good emotion, it's the only human emotion that isn't clear on it's intentions like with all the other emotions, best to steer clear and hope/pray that it never finds you I once read that love is an illness which we usually recover from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vague_Boy Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 He was a monkey and she was a human friend What, like King Kong and Fay Wray? I'd keep him clear of St. Paul's Tower if I were you. Seems like this is just another example of primate change. Worth a round of applause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxyross Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I thought it was illegal to have a "relationship" with a monkey? No. But it is illegal to "play hospitals" with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaznay Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to. Lust is better. I tend to agree with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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