chefkicker Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.com.my/Chung-Do-Kwan-Taekwondo-MASTER-Certificate-11X17_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ250379997910 The myth.....looks like I've hit a raw nerve The myth??? The myth that Taekwondo does not teach you how to kill someone with a chair? I went throughout school being terrified of a group of geeks in my year who were white and yellow belts in TKD all because one of them dropped a hint that they were learning how to kill someone with a chair. I asked them if they could be done for murder if they actually DID kill someone with said chair, the answer I got was that if i started on them it would be OK as it was in "self defense" as they had a "license to practise TKD in a public place for self defense purposes". I tried to befriend one of those geeks (being asian and living in Sharrow at a posh school like silverdale, befriending geeks was almost impossible as they thought we were going to mug them!!!) in the hope that he would show me how this "chair kill " technique works!!! No luck there. As it was supposedly a "secret killing technique" . I have no learned HOW to kill someone with a chair. 1. Take a chair from a pub table (or buy one from a hardware store) 2. Clean the chair ( You dont want to get an infection) 3. Lift the chair high above your head. 4. Let out a loud "KIHAP" (korean for a Kiai) 5. Make the sign of a cross if you are a catholic or shout the "takbir" if you are a muslim (if buddhist then do the Ram muay?) . If you are neither then go straight to step 6. 6. Smash the chair over bad guy's head! 7. Wait 8. Call an ambulance. 9. RUN!!! If the above works, everyone will be like HOLY COW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdboy Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 :roll: Been on e-bay cant find any tkd black belt certs for sale so thats another myth gone I was answering this post that fake certificates are a myth? But your post is highly funny Chefkicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefkicker Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I was answering this post that fake certificates are a myth? But your post is highly funny Chefkicker I knew it would make you smile at least. Believe it or not, that story about those geeks is actually true!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Have you met any of them since you left school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbyBrown Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Highest raking person is South Yorkshire. The usual Rankers are hyjacking the thread yet again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Robby! I thought you and were friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strix Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 HI ox ma - Ive only done a little TKD under Kim Stones and the TAGB Just out of curiosity, at which venue, or in what year? I too trained under Kim Stones before the whole thing got to be more commercial than martial arts orientated Many years later, my training having lapsed, I trained at one of his academies wearing a white belt. I was disappointed to be able to pick points off one of the black belts who had begun his training since I'd left in a point and stop sparring session. I was dying for him to ask who'd taught me to do it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carcass Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 That was unforgiveably racist ! How is that racist? Her name is Cookie Kwan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefkicker Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 How is that racist? Her name is Cookie Kwan.... I told you before, stop picking on these poor Koreans or they might Taekwondo your ass to Brazil and back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnie41 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Out of curiosity - what about Shabir Akhtar at Rotherham. Anyone know of him - ex GB fighter or similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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