Zamo Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Quick poll to see if I should stand for Prime Minister in the next election. My manifesto: - Public beatings for "little ****s and yobs" - Longer sentences for criminals - Resurficing of all roads (just the two foot bit from the kurb out where I ride my bike) - Boob tubes (with no bra) and mini skirts for all fit birds to be made compulsary all year round - Cheaper beer - "Beer goggle minders" to be employed in all establishments selling Stella - Longer weekends - 12 "hangover recovery" days per annum for every working man and women - "Old people curfew" to be imposed during core hours of public activity to stop them getting in the way - Tracksuits only to be worn by those taking part in some form of exercise - All fit birds must "do" whatever the PM wants From the people, for the people - vote Zamo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBouncer Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 You got my vote Zamo. Can we have cheaper fuel and council tax too... just add some real elements to the manifesto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 It was touch and go until I read that Zamo cleans his teeth with the gritty bits left at the bottom of the bath. And we all know where that comes from. Oh, and his speeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 wats wrong with me speeling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlwarker Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 'Old people curfew' - up yours sonny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lickszz Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Zamo Quick poll to see if I should stand for Prime Minister in the next election. My manifesto: -- "Old people curfew" to be imposed during core hours of public From the people, for the people - vote Zamo! Not very nice Zamo, discriminating against old people before you even get in. FWIW they are significant numbers in this country who could protest vote and damage you. Perhaps you should have more respect for your elders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Carlwarker 'Old people curfew' - up yours sonny! Oh dear, I've offended and isolated the silver vote! Quick rethink... how about if we introduce speed tests and issue exemption cards to the more nimble footed OAP's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funke88 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Zamo - "Old people curfew" to be imposed during core hours of public activity to stop them getting in the way - [/b] Define old! Maybe I fit into that category. But maybe I also a fit into the "fit bird" category. Boob tubes????? Are they even in fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Funke88 Define old! Maybe I fit into that category. But maybe I also a fit into the "fit bird" category. Boob tubes????? Are they even in fashion? Boob tubes are always "in". For administrative purposes we will define "old" as 65 or over. However, we have just amended our manifesto so those over 65 can undergo a speed test. If they meet the minimum requirements they will be issued with an Exemption Card (EC). The EC will permit them to venture into public areas during periods of core activity. All EC's will be reviewed annually. Funke88, if that's you in the picture then you fit nicely into the fit bird category and will of course be expect to comply with the boob tube standing order. From the people, for the people: Vote Zamo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlwarker Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Boob-tubes, how unflattering for the female form. Give me the 'Madonna'-type bras of the fifties anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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