timo Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 Snooty, As I say on the Edward Heath thread, nobody cares about our spats. The moderators will close down the thread if we continue, and quite rightly so. Goodbye, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSnooty Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Yeah, alright, cheerio. It was fun though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 Missing you already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feargal Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Aw, it's nice to see you two being matey again! To celebrate, lets slap John Stapleton. I accidentally watched breakfast telly this morning, and there he was, being all anoying and John Stapleton-y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarnspice Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 lol. Yes he could do with a bit of a slapped face, totally forgotten about him. Can I add anyone that presents CBeebies? That would make my day to line them up for slaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foo_fighter Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 How about that annoying really up himself, threaten air stewardesses (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/200016.stm) Mancunian... ...Ian Brown, he could do with a slap just to bring him back down to reality... ...mind you he's probably had a few already. PS I realise this won't go down well with everyone on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 Feargal, Stapleton and his nosy wife should both receive a hell of a slapping. You are right, being 'Stapleton-y' is a crime in itself. Yet another suggestion- Margi Clark, the hard-faced, 'scouse' actress. Clark regularly 'shimmies down Boldy' [translation:- can often be seen on bohemian Bold Street in Liverpool, so avoid at all cost], and serves as something of an embarrassment to the local populace. She is plainly a rotten actress, and can only play the foul-mouthed, slatternly, improvident 'scouse' female of stereotype. This I add, is an unfair stereotype. Liverpudlians rightly resent how she often conducts herself in public too, as she seems to delight in aggressive vulgarity. She personifies the 'worse' stereotypical Liverpool traits. So, we should add her to the long list of slappees. In her case, perhaps three rounds with a female Thai Boxer would be suffice. There would be no 'shimmying down Boldy' or anywhere else for that matter, after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdul Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by timo She is plainly a rotten actress, and can only play the foul-mouthed, slatternly, improvident 'scouse' female of stereotype. <snip> she seems to delight in aggressive vulgarity. Have to agree with this. Isn't her mother a local councillor or something? Where did she go wrong Originally posted by timo Clark regularly 'shimmies down Boldy' [translation:- can often be seen on bohemian Bold Street in Liverpool, so avoid at all cost] Love the translation. Do you have anymore up your sleeve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 Abdul, Hello, old bean. Glad you agree re Margi Clark. She is not even from Kirkby, yet affects the peculiar Kirkby variant of the Liverpool accent. There is a rising inflection at the end of every sentence, and anything ending 'k' sounds like the speaker is about to projectile vomit, i.e, 'work' would be 'werkkkkk'. I think her Grandmother was a councillor, but I cannot recall the name. If I am not mistaken she was the woman dubbed 'ugly' by Winston Churchill. You may have heard the tale;'Winston! You're drunk!', and famous retort,'Madam, I may be drunk, but tomorrow I shall be sober. You, on the other hand, are ugly etc'. The 'shimmying down Boldy' quote is from a Radio Four programme the unbearable actress did, in which she made a thorough pest of herself amongst the poor stallholders and shopkeepers of Bold Street. I am told that people tend to avoid that rather bohemian quarter these days, for fear of encountering Clark. This is similar to the seventies, when people avoided trains for fear of meeting Jimmy Saville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSnooty Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by timo Missing you already. Oh, I thought we'd finished! You really know how to stick to your grandfather's, 'least said, soonest mended' maxim, don't you? I'll be dropping in later then...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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