Bully_Beef Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Mercifully I haven't heard from him for a while, but at one time grinning ****-er-nee faux-jovial music-hall toad Jim Davidson was top of my slapping list. Until recently, Saturday evening TV was ruled by a kaleidoscopic galaxy of these slap-deserving charisma-vacuums; to wit Beadle, Barrymore, Edmunds, Cilla Black etc. all of whom deserved a sturdy wooden oar in the jowls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Yes , Timo , you're right in all respects ! Showing my age , I suppose , when I used , "bonk" to mean , "bashed ". But , yes the thought of bonking in the modern sense , taking place above her head , in conjunction with the kipper-slapping , does produce a funny picture. However , she probably would not be awareof either activity , such is her insane desire to advise us all what to do for the best , in every possible circumstance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaulding Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 just read every post on this site and couldn't stop laughing.Brilliant.My candidate for a good slapping is either Matt King orScott Windsor from Emmerdale.Scott just for being a creep and Matt cos he has a rotten smug face, like a slapped arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Can't resist this . Just remembered the most slappable face of all time. Step forward the one and only Clive James !! With his little piggy eyes , his horrible smug , little smile , not to mention his mouth spewing out that foul Australian accent , surely no-one in the world deserves constant slapping across the face with a sock filled with any kind of manure , than Clive James. He beats Rolf Harris by miles in the ,"Most obnoxious Australian " contest and ought to be left in the Australian Outback without food , water or a mirror. That would really finish him off ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanSumption Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by Fareast He beats Rolf Harris by miles in the ,"Most obnoxious Australian " contest and ought to be left in the Australian Outback without food , water or a mirror. That would really finish him off ! Yes, but we should probably tip a few tankfuls of rats, scorpions, snakes and insects over him "Endurance"-style first. Funny to think how unbelievable those Japanese programmes seemed at the time, now every self-disrespecting reality TV or quiz show has people sticking their head in a cage of rats from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Yes , Dan , I just wish Clive James had stuck his head into a cage of scorpions or something. He was always sneering and sniggering at Japanese game shows but they probably had a programme in Japan where they watched recordings of Clive James--------far more gruesome than any game show ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanSumption Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Two words: Hale. Pace. Timo, do something, pleeeease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarnspice Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh god yes - Hale & Pace! Why didn't I think of that? Can I please add Lorraine Kelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 Dan and Sugarnspice, I hear you [as our American friends are wont to say], and have plans for Hale and Pace. They shall be slapped until senseless, and made to reflect upon their crimes in a Viet-Cong style 'Re-education Camp' that specialises in decade long solitary confinement. Or maybe they shall be invited to swim with hungry Leopard Seals. I haven't decided yet. I just can't make my mind up sometimes. It is all 'one potato, two potato' and 'dip,dip dip little ship' with me. However, rest assured that revenge will be condign. Sugarnspice- scroll back a bit, we have 'done' Lorraine Kelly already! Mind you, we can slap the moronic, giggling bint again should you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deavon Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Originally posted by miniminch Christa looks into camera looking like a ball-less scrotum... What a way with words you have MrMiniminch! But surely not our Christa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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